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A dream is a wish your heart makes (same goes for nightmares)
- C: Waiter, there's a J in my soup.
- Me: ew, the poor waiter's serving a C
- Me: ewwww
- C: Yeah, so that was actually part of a dream last night
- C: I was visiting China and I mentioned this
- C: and there's like a miniature you in the soup
- Me: XDD
- C: Suddenly, I realize I'm in the Philippines
- C: and you're full sized
- C: and standing in my soup.
- C: A is right behind me
- C: you pulled off my ears
- C: then ripped off my face
- C: and then put it back one
- C: on^
- C: which was somehow more painful than ripping it off
- Me: ...
- Me:
- C: We went skydiving
- C: And you knifed my chut
- C: chute^
- C: Falling into the ground hurt
- C: somehow I didn't wake up
- C: but you landed on my head
- C: while A just kinda landed all ^_^-ly
- Me:
- Me: a;; ^_^-ly
- Me: oops
- Me:
- C: you know what I mean
- C: Anyway, the day ended with the three of us watching a sunset
- C: you stole my drink
- C: before I got to drink any of it
- C: and then you smacked me
- Me: so basically, I'm always ruining your fun
- C: And I think I woke up to the smack
- Me:
- Me: that's SO fun
- C: I was like
- C: so on one hand
- C: I had a dream about A, that's rare
- C: on the other hand, I had a nightmare about J
- C: Meh, call it a draw.
- Me: XDDD
- Me: ass
- Me: XDD
- C: You're calling ME the ass?
- C: you RIPPED OFF MY FACE
- C: then... PUT IT BACK ON!
- Me: I put it back!
- Me: see?
- Me: sweet of me, yeah?
- Me: ^_^
- C: guh
- C: ohgodshesmiled
- C: *covers his face*
- Me: XD
- C: oh right
- C: we were skydiving and you were falling the fastest
- C: Because you were tucking your arms and legs together
- C: and I laughed
- Me: XDDD
- C: but you took it to mean that I was making fun of you
- C: so you somehow got onto my back
- C: and stabbed my chutepack repeatedly
- Me:
- Me:
- C: me: *terrified expression*
- Me:
- C: *look at A with terrified expression*
- C: *A's face with an amused ^_^*
- Me:
- C: Then you guys released chutes
- C: and shot upward
- C: according to my field of vision
- C: and I pulled my chute and just kept falling
- Me: XDDDD
- C: more terrified expressions
- C: D:
- C: err.... more like
- C: D:
- C: D:
- C: D:
- C: D:
- C: *splat*
- Me:
- C: I'm glad you're amused by my nightmares
- Me: oh, I didn't realize I had to show sympathy
- Me: I'll try
- Me: :/
- C: XD
- Me: ://
- Me: :///
- C: why is that so hilarious
- Me: XD
- Me: oops
- C: I can't stop laughing
- Me: XDDD
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Facing the Storm
- Me: so we're all bracing for this incoming storm
- Me: local name Chedeng
- Me: which is our slang for car
- C: oh wow
- Me: also, sfx for someone doing magic tricks
- C: haha
- Me: like, instead of Voila!, we go Chedeng!
- C: like, tada?
- C: Ahhh
- C: I see
- Me: like that XD
- Me: landfall is expected on Thursday but everyone's being hyper... something
- C: how do you mean?
- C: all you have to do is go out to the coast and use your -_-' face
- Me: ...
- Me: XDDD
- Me: ass
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WILL... NOT... BREAK...!!!
- C: Did I tell you about the latest episode of
- C: PUT YA GANZ ON
- Me: nope XD
- C: main character took down a mobile fortress
- Me: ooh
- C: he stopped it
- C: on foot
- C: with his spears
- C: the fortress is as large as a small town.
- C: "MY SPEARS WILL NOT BREAK! THEY... WILL...NOT... BREAK!!!"
- Me: :))
- C: It was kinda insane.
- Me: that sounds like a good meme
- Me: for emos this Valentine, "MY HEART WILL NOT BREAK! IT... WILL... NOT... BREAK!!!"
- C: XDDD
- Me: then flash to a miserable emo slashing his wrist
- C: I imagine someone giving you a valentine this year
- C: and you turning to him with a -_-
- Me: hey! XD
- C: and then smashing his face into the ground
- C: as he screams, "MY FACE WILL NOT BREAK! IT!(WHAP) WILL! (WHAP) NOT! (WHAP) BREAK! (WHAP)
- Me: XDDDD
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Cactus and Fish
- Me: oooh
- Me: oh!
- Me: I got a fish!
- Me: a real fish!
- Me: ^_____^
- Me: oh, and a small cactus!
- Me: ^_____^
- C: A fish?
- C: and a cactus?
- Me: yes!
- C: ohgodyou'reresponsibleforthewellbeingofanotherlivingthing
- Me: XDDDDDDD
- C: we're all doomed
- Me: you are so mean XDDD
- C: XD
- Me: I was kinda reflecting on it while I was hanging clothes to dry
- Me: I got the chance to give gifts this year
- Me: and the only gift I got is a fish in a tank and a cactus, and it's because they're in my wish list for our exchange gift
- Me: and I thought it's not a bad deal at all
- Me: Papa said it's like I enjoyed my salary for the first time with going back and forth doing Christmas shopping
- Me: and I said I did
- C: nice
- Me: h-mm
- C: I can imagine why you wanted them
- Me: ...
- Me: I can imagine it's not so good, what you're imagining
- C: You're sitting at home
- C: with your -_- face
- Me: XDD
- C: when suddenly, a vagrant youth breaks in through the window
- Me: a vagrant youth!
- Me: XD
- C: brandishing a weapon at you with a vicious snarl
- Me: a vicious snarl!
- Me: XD
- C: Things look positively dismal, but as he moves to strike, you throw a cactus in his face.
- Me: :))
- C: He drops to the ground, convulsing in pain, as you sit on his chest, repeatedly pulling the cactus out of his face and smashing him with it, over and over
- C: Then you feed your fish.
- Me: XDDDDDDDD
- C: And go back to sitting at home. With your -_- face.
- Me: XD
- Me: I always go back to the -_- face XD
- C: Of course
- C: There'd be awesome sound effects too
- C: when he first gets hit by the cactus, "splickt"
- Me: :))
- C: then "splackt, splortch splortch splortch splortch"
- C: It'd make an awesome Dr. Seuss book
- Me: :))
- Me: :))
- C: "The Girl with the -_- face"
- Me: XDDDDD
- Me: niiiice
- C: "She leapt into the air, and with a schlickity slash, carved into the poor robber a terrible gash. Continuing with her slam, smack, and smash, with an emotionless expression, dash underscore dash.
- Me: =))
- Me: =))
- Me: =))
- Me: wooooow!
- Me: =))
- C: I'd read that to my children
- Me: :))
- Me: you would XD
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Apple
- Me: eating that apple made me hungry, surprisingly
- Me: considering I had it immediately after lunch
- C: it's... usually how it works
- Me: ah, really?
- Me: didn't know that
- C: the burst of sugar stimulates metabolism
- Me: -_-"
- C: since when have you eaten an apple and felt satisfied?
- Me: hmm
- Me: usually after my 3rd
- C: yeaaah
- C: you need more than 1
- Me: ahhh
- Me: dang
- C: but that's just you getting sick of the apple
- Me: ohhhhh
- C: normally the metabolism goes
- C: OH HEY GLUCOSE
- Me: stupid apple
- C: I'ma metabolize you
- Me: XD
- C: and then the apple's gone
- C: and your body's like, saaad... MOAR GLUCOSE
- Me: XDDD
- C: so it starts getting some glucose from your body
- C: but then it's like, I'ma runnin out of energy
- Me: ooooh
- C: produce leptin!
- C: and leptin goes to your stomach
- C: and stomach goes FEED ME
- Chess: and so Aura is hungry
- Me: ahhhh
- Me: nice explaining there XD
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Sporfle
Me: I was sporfling at the Milky Wa bits
Me: *Way
Me: still like it, though
C: XD sporfling
C: I picture that as you sitting on a chair
C: with your -_- face
C: and for a split second, you spasm and say sporfle
C: and then you’re back to normal
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Getting Over Those Pesky Long Weekends
Me: so much for long weekends >.>;;
Me: if I were in school, I would be more excited about it
Me: … and I just realized I really have no social life
C: Haha
Me: probably why I’m not excited about non-working days -_-“
C: I totally just pictured you getting ready for work
C: with your -_- face
Me: XD
C: and as you’re about to head out the door
C: you see the calendar
C: marking a holiday
Me: XDDD
C: a bit annoyed
C: you walk outside anyway
C: and do a small hop
C: smacking the ground with your palm like you’re spinning a globe
C: the world spins under you three times
Me: XDDDDDD
C: as the days fast forward to Monday
C: and you give it another slap to stop it, and land on your feet
C: and continue walking to work
Me: wow XDDD
C: Reports of mass earthquakes, floods, and catastrophes worldwide as people struggle to figure out just what the hell happened
C: as you sip water at work, improving a database
Me: XDDDDD
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The Necessity of Tarp in Swimming Class
Me: so my younger sister can’t swim
Me: ever, as said by the doctor
Me: and she has a swimming class
Me: she showed a medical certificate to prove it
C: o_O why can’t she?
Me: there’s a hole in her ear
C: eh?
C: she has a punctured tympanic membrane?
C: So she’s deaf in one ear?
Me: during her worse episodes, yeah
C: I see
C: indeed, she should not be swimming.
Me: so the instructor just makes her take attendance, whistle, things like that
Me: now yesterday, after a week of absence because of the flu, she goes to class
C: Why is she in a swimming class?
C: is it mandatory for school?
Me: yes
Me: annoyingly so
Me: and the instructor said that because she can’t swim for midterms
C: ew
Me: she would have to submit a 1.5 x 1 tarpaulin to him
C: tarpaulin?
Me: yes
Me: er, tarp?
C: why’s that?
Me: because she can’t swim for midterms
Me: and the idiot’s making her submit tomorrow
Me: and I’m really getting pissed off now
C: I.. don’t see what a tarp has to do with swimming…
C: Wow
C: what a douche
Me: yes
Me: I’m writing to the commission on higher education right now
Me: even though I know they won’t probably do anything
Me: but I’m really really pissed because this school’s been asking a lot of things from us
Me: and I’m nearing my breaking point
Me: I’m this close to coming down there and giving them a peace of my mind
Me: … piece
Me: :))
C: With your -_- face
Me: that was suddenly funny
C: screaming, HAVE SOME PEACE
Me: =))
C: which makes peoples’ heads explode
C: upon hearing it
Me: XDDDDD
C: I can imagine it
C: a -o- face
C: Your mouth goes huge and you scream so loudly all the windows break
Me: XDDD
Me: go away XD
C: then the ohgodtheressomuchblood reaction from bystanders
C: The few that survive try to run to their cars
C: only to find that the scream has broken the windows, dashboards, and tires
C: Trying to escape on foot they run blindly into traffic, where another -o- scream causes cars to crash into them from all directions
C: then you revert back to your -_- face and walk into the blood covered office of the swimming class teacher
Me: :))
C: and throw a tarp on his body
C: and walk out
Me: :))
C: I should write cheap thriller fiction.
Me: you should
Me: you really, really should
