Me: I was sporfling at the Milky Wa bits
Me: *Way
Me: still like it, though
C: XD sporfling
C: I picture that as you sitting on a chair
C: with your -_- face
C: and for a split second, you spasm and say sporfle
C: and then you’re back to normal
Me: so much for long weekends >.>;;
Me: if I were in school, I would be more excited about it
Me: … and I just realized I really have no social life
C: Haha
Me: probably why I’m not excited about non-working days -_-“
C: I totally just pictured you getting ready for work
C: with your -_- face
Me: XD
C: and as you’re about to head out the door
C: you see the calendar
C: marking a holiday
Me: XDDD
C: a bit annoyed
C: you walk outside anyway
C: and do a small hop
C: smacking the ground with your palm like you’re spinning a globe
C: the world spins under you three times
Me: XDDDDDD
C: as the days fast forward to Monday
C: and you give it another slap to stop it, and land on your feet
C: and continue walking to work
Me: wow XDDD
C: Reports of mass earthquakes, floods, and catastrophes worldwide as people struggle to figure out just what the hell happened
C: as you sip water at work, improving a database
Me: XDDDDD
Me: so my younger sister can’t swim
Me: ever, as said by the doctor
Me: and she has a swimming class
Me: she showed a medical certificate to prove it
C: o_O why can’t she?
Me: there’s a hole in her ear
C: eh?
C: she has a punctured tympanic membrane?
C: So she’s deaf in one ear?
Me: during her worse episodes, yeah
C: I see
C: indeed, she should not be swimming.
Me: so the instructor just makes her take attendance, whistle, things like that
Me: now yesterday, after a week of absence because of the flu, she goes to class
C: Why is she in a swimming class?
C: is it mandatory for school?
Me: yes
Me: annoyingly so
Me: and the instructor said that because she can’t swim for midterms
C: ew
Me: she would have to submit a 1.5 x 1 tarpaulin to him
C: tarpaulin?
Me: yes
Me: er, tarp?
C: why’s that?
Me: because she can’t swim for midterms
Me: and the idiot’s making her submit tomorrow
Me: and I’m really getting pissed off now
C: I.. don’t see what a tarp has to do with swimming…
C: Wow
C: what a douche
Me: yes
Me: I’m writing to the commission on higher education right now
Me: even though I know they won’t probably do anything
Me: but I’m really really pissed because this school’s been asking a lot of things from us
Me: and I’m nearing my breaking point
Me: I’m this close to coming down there and giving them a peace of my mind
Me: … piece
Me: :))
C: With your -_- face
Me: that was suddenly funny
C: screaming, HAVE SOME PEACE
Me: =))
C: which makes peoples’ heads explode
C: upon hearing it
Me: XDDDDD
C: I can imagine it
C: a -o- face
C: Your mouth goes huge and you scream so loudly all the windows break
Me: XDDD
Me: go away XD
C: then the ohgodtheressomuchblood reaction from bystanders
C: The few that survive try to run to their cars
C: only to find that the scream has broken the windows, dashboards, and tires
C: Trying to escape on foot they run blindly into traffic, where another -o- scream causes cars to crash into them from all directions
C: then you revert back to your -_- face and walk into the blood covered office of the swimming class teacher
Me: :))
C: and throw a tarp on his body
C: and walk out
Me: :))
C: I should write cheap thriller fiction.
Me: you should
Me: you really, really should